Hi all,
Just finished my sliced pig sandwich and came here to write a journal about my life at the minute.
Basically, I should be going to Uni to work every day but when my boyfriend makes it painful to walk I just give up and stay at his flat another day to eat ice cream and watch Tron.
When I grow older, I'm going to adopt 200 raccoons and they'll live in our house, we'll be like a raccoon family. I'll become a raccoon and so will my boyfriend and we'll chew through our kitchen wall and run off into the sunset to do raccoon things, like steal pizza and ruin curtains.
I threw a glass of coke in my ex's face.
I've been trapped in the sex penthouse for a while now and I'm feeling pretty sore but I like it so I won't complain.
Right now I'm lying down, I've just drank some cherry coke, I'm wide awake and I'm watching my boyfriend. I'm also masturbating.
So, I hope you enjoy what's going on in my life right now :3
Hannah
xxxxxxx